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One evening at dusk as noah stood on his ark

Putting green oil in starboard side lamp

His wife came along and said noah summat's wrong

Our cabin is getting quite damp

Noah said is that so then he went down below

And found it were right what she'd said

For there on the floor quite a puddle he saw

It was slopping around under t bed

Said he there's an ole in the bottom somewhere

We must find it before we retire

Then he thowt for a bit and he said aye that's it

A bloodhound is what we require

So he went and fetched bloodhound

From place where it lay

Tween the skunk and the polecat it were

And as things there below were a trifle so so

It were glad of a breath of fresh air

They followed the sound as it went sniffing round