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《读幽默故事说地道英语》由国防工业出版社出版。

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第一章 谐趣篇1.Joe and Mike乔与迈克2.Thumb and Little Finger大拇指和小拇指3.Is He Very Silly他真的很傻吗4.The Woman and Her Three Dogs女人和她的三只狗5.The Fallen Moon捞月6.It’S Unfair不公平7.Old or Youn9年纪大还是小8.On the Bus在汽车上9.In Line排队10.The Greatest Liar最大的骗子11.Peter’S New House彼得的新房12.I’m Calling from Upstairs我在楼上打电话13.Is Mrs Jones Clever琼斯夫人聪明吗14.How Shall I Get the Paint Off如何去掉油彩15.Unreliable不靠谱16.He Doesn’t Want to Die不想死17.Is He a Thief他是窃贼吗18.Brandy and Vase白兰地和花瓶19.Disneyland Left离去的迪斯尼乐园20.Is the Owner Silly厂主愚蠢吗21.Bicycle or Bull自行车还是公牛22.Where Is His Hat他的帽子在哪儿23.Half of Them Are Wron9它们中有半数是错的24.What Did You Come to Get你来干什么25.Take Me Back to Prison带我回监狱26.I Turned It Off Twice关了两次27.The Tree’S Age树龄28.I Brought You Up我把你带大的29.I Have Stopped Drinking我已经戒酒了30.The Easiest Question in the world世界上最简单的问题31.Running Home跑回家32.The Motorcycler摩托车手33.The Poor Old Man可怜的老人34.The Beautiful View美景35.Are Flies Good to Eat苍蝇好吃吗36.A Telephone Call电话37.Beyond Tolerance难以忍受38.Very Pleased to Meet You很高兴认识你39.1、his Alligator Isn’t Wearing Any Shoes Either这只鳄鱼也没穿鞋40.A Bad Impression一个坏印象41.A Nail or a Fly钉子还是苍蝇42.Two Men两个男人43.I Am Blind我是盲人44.Before the Trouble Starts麻烦出现之前45.Half-lost损失一半46.Ways and Means方法与途径47.A Penny Pincher守财奴48.Two Champions两个冠军49.Honesty诚实第二章 生活篇1.Where Is Her Car她的车在哪儿2.In the Bar在酒馆3.Have a Rest休息4.Honesty and Sagacity诚实与精明5.I Wish I Were a Book但愿我是一本书6.I’m Afraid tO See the Doctor不敢看医生7.The Last—minute Advice最后的劝告8.A Thousand Kisses一千个吻9.Instead of Speaking代替说话10.Pocket and Heart Attack口袋与心脏病11.Tom and His Mother汤姆和他的母亲12.A Portrait Painted with Jewelry画有珠宝的肖像13.On a Bus在公共汽车上14.Just the Opposite正相反15.Tom Saw a Tiger汤姆看见一只老虎16.why Are You Worrying为何担心17.Has He Two Wives他有两个妻子吗18.A Secret of Long Life长寿秘诀19.My Car Is Missing我的汽车不见了20.Why Does She Go tO Bed So Late她为什么这么晚才睡觉21.The Change of the Objective转移目标22.I’ve Got tO Get My Teeth把牙取来23.A Lousy Haircut糟糕的发型24.Women and Credit Cards女人和信用卡25.Overdone Toast烤焦的面包26.Playing a Game游戏27.Travelling Around the World环球旅行28.Order the Ambience订购氛围29.The Indian Wh0 Could Forecast the Weather会预报天气的印第安人30.You Can’t Give Milk你不会产牛奶31.The Florist花店老板32.Kissing the Mirror亲吻镜子33.He Will Follow Us跟过去34.That’S Why原来如此35.Wowen女人第三章 儿童篇第四章 职业篇第五章 师生篇第六章 名人篇参考文献

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"No. " answered Jimmy."Well, when she comes back, say to her Mr. Bakertelephoned. ""What？""Mr. Baker. Write it down. B-A-K-E-R.""How do you make a B？""How do I make...？ Listen, little boy, is there anybody elsewith you？ Any brothers or sisters？""My brother Billy is here. ""Good, I want to talk to him, please. ""All right." Jimmy took the telephone to the baby's bed andgave it to Billy.When their mother came back, she asked, "Did anyonetelephone？""Yes," said Jimmy, "a man, but he only wanted to talk toBilly."琼斯太太正在等一个重要的电话，但家里没有面包了，所以她把婴儿留在家里，并对五岁的哥哥说：“吉米，我去趟商店，马上就回来。”她出去以后，电话铃响了，吉米接了电话。“喂，”一个男人说，“你母亲在家吗？”“不在。”吉米回答。“噢，等你妈妈回来，告诉她贝克先生来过电话。”“什么？”“贝克先生。写下来，B—A—K—-E—R。”“B怎么写？”

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要想把英语学好用活，必须进行大量的阅读，而阅读一些短小精悍的英美幽默小品，将帮助读者准确地理解英语并说出地道的英文。为此我们精心编写了《读幽默故事说地道英语》。本书特点如下：（1）幽默故事。故事中的内容新颖，语言优美、简洁、诙谐、地道，具有浓厚的生活气息，寓意深刻且诙谐幽默，耐人寻味。（2）短语拾取。选出幽默故事中好的，常用的短语以加深印象。（3）情景会话。将拾取的短语编写成情景会话，以帮助读者活学活用，说出地道的日常英语。本书适合初、中级以上的学习者，特别是在校的大学生，也可作为英语教师的教学参考书，相信读者能从中得到乐趣，并获得智慧和知识。

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